now, really

And now for something completely different.

I started this blog to complain about the . . . well everything basically. I tried to complain to others, but my complaints were'nt important enough for them . . . the same with local newspapers - I tried to get my grievances published. but maybe fortunately none of them made it to the papers. So I turned to The Internet. As long as I don't have to pay for speaking my mind, all is well.

I must confess - I have never been very fluent in any language, so as my posts are full of errors, never mind them. I'm sure you'll get my meaning. That's more than I can say about some people living in Estonia - you know the one's - Russians and other nice people. Now I'm not talking about all the Russians, just the ones, who still think Estonia is a Russian province run by local men just to show people in Moscow that they are able to do so. No, I'm referring actually to those, who somehow can't seem to grasp the idea that living in a country which has only one native/national language and it's not Russian, does not mean you can expect everyone to understand you. Even some tribes in Africa, living a few hundred miles apart, don't understand each other. So why is it that foreigners LIVING here expect to be treated like they lived in the Russian Federation? Hasn't anyone found the time to send them an SMS, reading "hey, Union collapsed, time to move back or learn the local language? Oh, right, the larger portion of those people have never heard of the telephone, let alone a portable one. I swear there was this 70+ Russian lady, who looked out of the window and seeing a mobile phone, she almost collapsed. (see, what science does to people).

These people still have their radios tuned in to some top secret frequency, where they can hear all about the world dominance led by the working class of the Soviet Union. And since the broadcasters just read what they are told to read, the listeners at home never got the message that the wall came down, countries got independent and the U.S got bored and decided to partake in 5 major wars inside 20 years just to keep doing something. (I've always wondered, what would the states be like when they were not involved in any wars - history presumably has never seen peace in the states - when they got bored of fighting elsewhere, they saw they had people to pick on right under their noses. And when they finally got bored of them, they decided to trace down the roots of all those brown people that they persecuted for centuries and take deadly aim at those countries from which the brown people spawned from. Sadly, they said the only way to make peace and teach democracy, was by firing countless bullets into countless bodies - just sad.)

Oh, where was I?? Quickly now, I can't remember everything.
Oh well, I'll be back when somebody remembers, what I tried to say. Till then - keep far away from this blog - It can cause cancer, pneumonia and an incredibly intense need to kick me in the groin. So keep away, I beg of you.