Now, let me get this straight - they (a group of scientists, apparently) actually want to get Ozzy Osbourne's genome for medical purposes. They want to know how is it possible that he is still alive. Cool. What could be better? I honestly can't think of anything better to do with my time than to find out why he is alive. That would be so interesting, wouldn't it? To see what this guy is made of. And I don't mean the proverb, no, literally finding out what's inside this human being to understand how can he still exist. There are many people I'd like to examine like that. Like Hillary HillDog Clinton... or perhaps Garry Kasparov. Amy Winehouse would also make a great test-subject. Only that I am not really sure she is amongst the living. Or if she even lived at all - she might have been a walking dead to begin with.
Anyways - seemed like a cool idea though. And yes - I am genuinely interested what is their secret - to be drug-addicts, hated by everybody (Clinton), hated by the government (Kasparov) or being just so damn wasted all the fucking time... What is your secret?
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